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یک روز با خالم رفتیم مطب دکتر بعد از معاینه خالم ، وقتی میخواستیم بیایم بیرون خالم برگشت و به دکتره گفت :ببخشید آقای دکتر شما مدرک تحصیلیتون چیه؟

دکتره مونده بود که منظور خالم چیه و چپ چپ نگامون میکرد که خالم ادامه داد میخواستم ببینم شما لیسانس دارین یا فوق لیسانس .

من که از خجالت داشتم می مردم.

دکتره هم کلی ناراحت شد و با عصبانیت گفت: خوبه خودت میگی آقای دکتر!!!!

نمیدونید چه جوری از مطب اومدیم بیرون....

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انقــد بدم میاد از این دخدرایــی کــه خوششــون میــاد با یــه چیــز از دوسـت پسـرشــون هــی ور برن :| !! انگشتــر و سـاعت و دســت و اینا !خــُـ عزیزم اینکارا چیه ؟ پیشنهـــادات بهتری هــم واست هســت ، تازه کلی هـــم خوش خوشـانت میــشه =)))) :| {مانــــی انگولکــ شـــده}

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ﻳﻪ ﻣﺴﻴﺞ ﺗﺒﻠﻴﻐﺎتی ﺍﻭﻣده

"ﺧﺮﻳﺪ ﻭ ﻓﺮﻭﺵ ﻫﻮﺍﭘﻴﻤﺎ "

عاﺧﻪ ﻋﺰﻳﺰ ﻣﻦ، ﺑﺮﺍﺩﺭ ﻣﻦ ﺑﺮﻭ ﺑﻪ ﺧﻂ ۰۹۱۲۱ ﺍین ﻣﺴﻴﺠﻮ ﺑﺪﻩ ﻧﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺧﻂ ۵ﻫﺰﺍﺭ ﺗﻮﻣﻨﻴﻪ ﻣﻦ

ﻣﻦ ﻫﺮ ﺷﺐ ﺗﻮ ﺭﻭﻳﺎﻫﺎﻡ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﺧﻮﺍﺏ ﭘﺮﺍﻳﺪ ﻣﻴﺒﻴﻨﻢ!!

ﺍﺯ ﺧﺪﺍ بترس

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یه نرم افزار خریدم، موقع نصب در قسمت توافق شرایط نامه، مثل همیشه موافقم رو تیک زدم و زدم رو دکمه بعدی، پیغام داده: «کاربر گرامی حداقل زمان برای خواندن توافقنامه 5 دقیقه است، لطفا درباره با دقت شرایط را خوانده و سپس وارد مرحله بعد شوید»

یعنی تا حالا اینجحوری کسی مچمو نگرفته بود لامصب!!

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قبلنا به یه دانش آموز میگفتی یه برگه بده، همه بچه ها سریع شروع میکردن از توی دفتراشون برگه کندن و دویدن سمتت که اول بشن. اما حالا: 

بچه ها لطفا یه برگه بدید. بچه ها: سرشون اونطرف، توی کیف نگاه میکنند، زیر چشمی همدیگرو می پایند و دست دست میکنند!!! 

آخر سری هم یکی از بچه های با معرفت تر میگه آقا میخای برم از دفتر براتون بیارم!!!





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