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گوشیم مونده بود خونه ی دوستم رفتم بگیرمش دیدم بیست تا پیام دارم!

بازش کردم ببینم کیه !

دیدم دوستمه اس داده گوشیت خونه ی ما مونده بیا ببرش !icon_neutral.gif

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ﻃﺮﻑ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﮕﺎﺭﯼ

ﺑﺎﺑﺎﯼ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﺑﺎ ﻟﭗ ﺗﺎﭖ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻪ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺟﻮﻥ، ﻣﻦ

ﺍﻫﻞ ﺗﺤﻘﯿﻘﺎﺕ ﻣﺤﻠﯽ ﻭ ﺍﯾﻨﺎ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻢ،

ﯾﻮﺯﺭ ﭘﺴﻮﺭﺩ

ﻓ ﯿ ﺴ ﺒ ﻮﮐ ﺖ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺰﻥ
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استاد پرسید چرا سمت راست کلاس همیشه شلوغ تر از سمته چپه؟

گفتیم چون وایرلس این طرف بهتر آنتن می ده!

دچار یاس فلسفی شد!

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به بچه داداشم که به زور ۹ سالشه، می گم داماد عمه می شی بیای دخترم رو بگیری؟

می گه حالا وایسا ببین شوهر گیر خودت میاد؟!icon_neutral.gif

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به مامانم می گم: یادش به خیر، بچه بودیم چه قدر ما رو کتک زدی ها!

شترق خوابوند در گوشم، گفت: این دروغ ها چیه که می گی؟ من کِی دستم روتون بلند شده؟
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خانومه مهمانداره، تو هواپیما بهم گف می خوای بخوابی؟ برات بالش و پتو بیارم؟ گفتم نه، برام قصه بگو!

قهر کرد رفت!

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ﺯﻧﮓ ﺯﺩﻡ ﺑﻪ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻡ می گم ﯾﻪ ﮐﺎﺭﺕ ﺷﺎﺭﮊ ﺑﺨﺮ ﻭﺍﺳﻢ.

نمی دﻭﻧﻢ ﭼﺮﺍ ﯾﻬﻮ ﺁﻧﺘﻦ

ﮔﻮﺷﯿﺶ ﺭﻓﺖ!

ﻣﻦ ﻫﯽ می گفتم: "ﺍﻟﻮ ﺍﻟﻮ…"

ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻡ می گفت: "ﻫﯽ ﺍﻟﻮ ﺍﻟﻮ ﻧﮑﻦ،

ﺍﺻﻼ ﺻﺪﺍﺕ

ﻧﻤﯿﺎﺩ!"

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