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مدیر وبلاگ : سینا سكاكی
گوشیم مونده بود خونه ی دوستم رفتم بگیرمش دیدم بیست تا پیام دارم!
بازش کردم ببینم کیه !
دیدم دوستمه اس داده گوشیت خونه ی ما مونده بیا ببرش !
ﻃﺮﻑ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﮕﺎﺭﯼ
ﺑﺎﺑﺎﯼ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﺑﺎ ﻟﭗ ﺗﺎﭖ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻪ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺟﻮﻥ، ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻫﻞ ﺗﺤﻘﯿﻘﺎﺕ ﻣﺤﻠﯽ ﻭ ﺍﯾﻨﺎ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻢ،
ﻓ ﯿ ﺴ ﺒ ﻮﮐ ﺖ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺰﻥ
پرسید چرا سمت راست کلاس همیشه شلوغ تر از سمته چپه؟
گفتیم چون وایرلس این طرف بهتر آنتن می ده!
دچار یاس فلسفی شد!***
به بچه داداشم که به زور ۹ سالشه، می گم داماد عمه می شی بیای دخترم رو بگیری؟
می گه حالا وایسا ببین شوهر گیر خودت میاد؟!
می گم: یادش به خیر، بچه بودیم چه قدر ما رو کتک زدی ها!
خانومه مهمانداره، تو هواپیما بهم گف می خوای بخوابی؟ برات بالش و پتو بیارم؟ گفتم نه، برام قصه بگو!
قهر کرد رفت!
ﺯﺩﻡ ﺑﻪ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻡ می گم ﯾﻪ ﮐﺎﺭﺕ ﺷﺎﺭﮊ ﺑﺨﺮ ﻭﺍﺳﻢ.
نمی دﻭﻧﻢ ﭼﺮﺍ ﯾﻬﻮ ﺁﻧﺘﻦ
ﻣﻦ ﻫﯽ می گفتم: "ﺍﻟﻮ ﺍﻟﻮ…"
ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻡ می گفت: "ﻫﯽ ﺍﻟﻮ ﺍﻟﻮ ﻧﮑﻦ،
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